So I was writing stuff up on the board today in math class, and all of a sudden I smell something bad. REAL BAD. Unfortunately, there was only so much room on the white board - I had already written on the right side of the board far away from the stinky smell and I couldn’t erase that side since the kids needed that info. Which leaves the left side of the board. The stinky side. IT SMELLED SO FRICKIN’ RIDICULOUSLY BAD. FART OF THE CENTURY. SILENT AND SUPER DEADLY. Strangely enough none of the other kids seemed to notice - or maybe they were just being polite. Or maybe the kid in the front row aimed his or her arse towards me only. Let’s just say I tried stalling and rehashing info on the right side of the board to let the left side’s odors dissipate for a bit. Unfortunately it was super long lasting. So I had to go back to the left side while it was still stinky. To save myself, I sniffed my white board marker. A lot. Better to be high on white board marker fumes than gagging on smelly farts I always say. Yeah, that was pretty much the most exciting thing that happened in school today.
Farts aside, kids smell in general. My room seriously needs Febreeze or some sort of air freshener. Glade oil plugins are a bit too strong though. Suggestions? HALP! =P
Oh yeah, in other news - we moved to an awesome big new house (still in Cupertino) with 6 other people. Pain to keep clean, but it’s nice. Come visit! And I switched school districts - to an even richer and better performing one. Yeah, scary - hopefully I don’t get killed by the workload or chewed out by over involved parents this year. But hey, at least they have the small classroom size going for them, woo hoo only 26 kids! (And did I mention brand new MacBooks for the fifth grade and wireless in the classroom? 
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